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Apr

Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.
Sigmund Freud (via blazeberg)
guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

thecapn:

why isn’t strong incestuous overtones a genre on netflix that would save me so much time

(Source: penisanxiety)

(Source: patarnon)

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

(Source: cute-decoration)

bvnvdict:

reblog this and i’ll handpaint your URL in victorian cursive

pls reblog ill cry

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

piercednipples:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Blonde on Black” in the Nude : Ajak Deng, Ataui Deng, Alek Wek + More By Mario Testino For Vogue Germany, March 2014

Vogue Germany redefines the meaning of black and white images in these splendid Mario Testino shots of Jeneil Williams, Melodie Monrose, Ajak Deng, Ataui Deng, Cora Emanuel, Anais Mali, and Alek Wek, styled by Lori Goldstein. /Hair by Orlando Pita; makeup by James Kaliardos

And a great nipple piercing on Melodie Monrose to boot.

candlelion:

i talk a lot of shit for a legal adult who listens to one direction

Eating chocolate bunnies, passing out face down ass up, and doing laundry.
Easter, Lisa-style.

My 35yo roommate has confirmed that she likes me better than our 25yo roommate.
And the 25yo roommate has confirmed that she likes me better than the 35yo.
/how does this keep happening to me???/

If you bite into a solid chocolate bunny on Easter, you are a monster and we can’t be friends.

3liza:

be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14