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24

Apr

leighlalovesyou:

Free hand machine embroidery on 3 layers of calico.
“Ello!”
Made to order free hand machine embroidered patch/brooch of The Worm from Labyrinth! You can buy one here!

leighlalovesyou:

Free hand machine embroidery on 3 layers of calico.

“Ello!”

Made to order free hand machine embroidered patch/brooch of The Worm from Labyrinth! You can buy one here!

allthingseurope:

Montacute House, England (by swisstony10)

allthingseurope:

Montacute House, England (by swisstony10)

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

nightshadetears:

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

When your friend makes a fandom reference and you miss it at first

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Oh god I think this guy sent me a picture and he’s been so nice until now so I’m praying that it isn’t a dickshot.

(Source: itsokaysammy)

23

Apr

I have a date on Sunday. I’m less excited for the actual date than I am for how stupidly jealous my roommate is gonna be.
Like, her jealousy has never been my goal. Not at all. But she’s already furious that I have a date, so when I recount the evening to her Sunday night, her rage will intensify exponentially. If she had had a normal reaction, like had she been happy for me while still a little upset about it, I’d feel bad. I wouldn’t flaunt it. I’d sugar-coat the tale to protect her.
It’s not my fault that she’s an immature butt. I’m just trying to enjoy myself despite her selfish ways.

(Source: samprincesschester)

i would have bought all of the hotdogs, too

Got lost on the way to my final because I followed a cute girl down the wrong fork in the path.

You’re not human

You’re not human

related fact: people dealing with babies make the most annoying sounds

fact: babies make the grossest sounds

I like the way she thinks.

I like the way she thinks.

I just had the shortest nosebleed of my life, at a mere twelve minutes long.