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30

Aug

tonyabbot:

sure i’ll check out your blog

*checks tagged/me*

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ruinedchildhood:

Same

ruinedchildhood:

Same

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I played “never have I ever” for the first time last night and I was v v bad at it.
so damn bad
and we played “ring of fire” and I had to drink so many times that someone made the rule that “when Lisa drinks, everyone else has to drink, too” except the rule maker, of course.
but to be fair, someone made the rule that we couldn’t curse, and obviously that shit was gonna fuck me up.

saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

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katiaobinger:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all, those who actually think snape and lily would have been anything like a good couple

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

I met a dog yesterday. #Snicker :)

I met a dog yesterday. #Snicker :)

29

Aug

charlesxavir:


tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

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potterhead-bamf:

menandmagic:

BABY DRACO!

 you so fucking cute Tom

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.