Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice
when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice
this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY
When your friend makes a fandom reference and you miss it at first
Oh god I think this guy sent me a picture and he’s been so nice until now so I’m praying that it isn’t a dickshot.
I have a date on Sunday. I’m less excited for the actual date than I am for how stupidly jealous my roommate is gonna be.
Like, her jealousy has never been my goal. Not at all. But she’s already furious that I have a date, so when I recount the evening to her Sunday night, her rage will intensify exponentially. If she had had a normal reaction, like had she been happy for me while still a little upset about it, I’d feel bad. I wouldn’t flaunt it. I’d sugar-coat the tale to protect her.
It’s not my fault that she’s an immature butt. I’m just trying to enjoy myself despite her selfish ways.
i would have bought all of the hotdogs, too
Got lost on the way to my final because I followed a cute girl down the wrong fork in the path.
related fact: people dealing with babies make the most annoying sounds
fact: babies make the grossest sounds
I just had the shortest nosebleed of my life, at a mere twelve minutes long.