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Sep

I’ve gone from, “is this shirt see-through?” to “HOW see-through is this shirt?”


The New World Shopping Mall has been abandoned since 1999. It shut its doors after being condemned by local regulators. A few years later a massive fire destroyed the structure’s roof. Not long after that monsoon rains flooded the lower floors.
As a way to combat the spread of mosquitoes and other insects breeding in the stagnant water, locals introduced koi and catfish to the former mall. Not only did the fish take care of the pest problem, they’ve thrived. It is now one of the world’s largest urban ponds.
The New World Shopping Mall has been abandoned since 1999. It shut its doors after being condemned by local regulators. A few years later a massive fire destroyed the structure’s roof. Not long after that monsoon rains flooded the lower floors.

As a way to combat the spread of mosquitoes and other insects breeding in the stagnant water, locals introduced koi and catfish to the former mall. Not only did the fish take care of the pest problem, they’ve thrived. It is now one of the world’s largest urban ponds.

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

so I’m trying the whole “not washing your hair every day” thing
and like my hair actually looks pretty good
but I feel like book Snape.

corgisandboobs:

officialwhitemom:

this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

(Source: lovelife)

(Source: thewhimsyturtle)

rowrz:

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

There is 2 ways to read this

so I’m having a small dilemma. but it’s really only happening because I’m a brat.
my apt complex took our recycling dumpster away b/c the pricks that live near it were putting garbage in it & the complex got fined big time.
now I can’t just throw my recyclables out.
so I take them to a center about 15min away.
my roommate Ana, who does not now nor do I think ever will have a car, has been putting her recyclables in with mine so I take them too.
but that means I’m doing all the work & I have to go twice as often and also fuck you get a car.
but then I feel like I’m killing the planet b/c I’m a little shit.
that’s the problem. that I’m a brat.

I bought my dad a birthday card last year and I signed, sealed, and stamped it, but I forgot to actually SEND it.
his birthday’s in a month. I’m getting a second chance.

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(Source: isuckattinder)

cracked:

It’s about massaging more than just the glass balls.

Why Labyrinth Is Secretly About Masturbation